Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE
Reception dinner we got it in! 😝red nose
If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die." -Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love (via c-isnenegro)
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye