"My only regret is that
-My 92 year old grandma. (via solacity)
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’
Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…
and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child
This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.
yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic
Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.
GET WRECKED SON
It just got better
the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people
the worst is that I’m broke
You have not because you ask not. ARTICULATE what you want. Don’t be afraid to say what you want. You are more likely to call forward more beneficial and authentic experiences when you directly express what you want. This works in universal terms also. You have to KNOW what you want and you have ASK for it. Closed mouths don’t get fed.